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Fucking Crabtree

Postby DeadRinger » Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:12 am

Let me start this off by saying: Fuck you Del, I don't give a shit how much of a man crush you have on Crab.

Now to the meat of the matter: The question is; WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ASSHOLE ALWAYS FADE LATE IN THE SEASON????

I made him famous on this board after the 2015 season, where there was a MASSIVELY pronounced difference between his first 8 games and his last 8.

Now I'll make him famous again for his play in 2016.

FIRST 8 GAMES: 71 yds/game, 6 TDs

LAST 8 GAMES: 54 yds/game, 2 TDs

I won't discuss the playoffs because Carr wasn't in there, so none of the stats mean shit.

Someone please tell me why this fuckhead always decides to go on vacation after the first 8 games??? It was even worse in 2015, look up my posts.

If he had kept up his early pace, dude would have had 1136 yds and 12 TDs. SO WHAT THE FUCK???

And BTW... If it's cold outside and we're playing without a dome (Arrowhead, Mile High), HE SUCKS SHIT!! He might as well not play in cold-weather games.
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Re: Fucking Crabtree

Postby 790thSFS » Fri Jun 09, 2017 3:23 pm

opposing teams were probably giving crabtree extra attention since he was making everyone look stupid in the first 8 games. Either that or he was scared to have his chain snatched from him again. Carr didn't seem to throw in his direction in the second half of the year
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Re: Fucking Crabtree

Postby Del » Sat Jun 24, 2017 2:33 pm

Yeah those numbers are super disparing. Good job Dead.

You love Crabtree more than I do considering..
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Re: Fucking Crabtree

Postby Forbiddenraider » Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:20 pm

Lol. Nobody loves Crabtree more than Del! Del bought an autographed jock strap worn by Crabtree for 400 dollars but was disappointed that Crabtree's actual ball bag didn't come with it. Peanut butter & Jelly, cheese & crackers, jack & coke, Del & WR Scrote.
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Re: Fucking Crabtree

Postby DeadRinger » Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:34 am

Del wrote:Yeah those numbers are super disparing. Good job Dead.

You love Crabtree more than I do considering..

It doesn't bother you that his TD production in the second half was ONE FUCKING THIRD of what it was in the first half??

It SHOULD. It DAMN sure should bother any football fan. Especially when it happens in back-to-back seasons. I'll post some more about this bullshit.
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Re: Fucking Crabtree

Postby DeadRinger » Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:58 am

For those who think Crab wasn't getting targeted as much in the 2nd half of the season because they were feeding Coop, that ain't right.

First off all, Crab was targeted 145 times total last season, Cooper only 132.

And 70 of those targets to Crab came in the 2nd half of the season, compared to 75 in the first half.

So you tell me how a difference of 5 targets translates into 4 fewer TDs and 135 fewer yds?

And anyone who says that teams were double and triple-teaming Crab late in the year in order to force us to throw to Amari motherfucking Cooper one-on-one - the pro bowler who was top-40 on the top-100 players list, I'll fucking slap you. And not just because it makes absolutely NO sense, but because the stats say it's bullshit.

But unfortunately it's not just Crab. I've looked deeper into this and the truth is fucking bizarre. Cooper's numbers look actually worse than Crab's (except for TD production where he had 2 in the first half and 3 in the 2nd). Dominant in the first half, LESS THAN HALF the receiving yds in the 2nd half.

AND Coop's catch % fell from 66% in the first half to 58% in the 2nd. PLUS, he had 4 100-yd games in H1, and not a single one in H2. Not even CLOSE to a 100-yd game.

Now in Coop's case, I'm willing to believe that defenses were keying on him and contesting more passes. Unfortunately, Crabtree was on vacation and therefore unable to capitalize on the slack coverage he was seeing while Coop was getting mauled.

Carr had 440 fewer passing yds in the 2nd half (I used his per game average for week 16, when he was out, for the sake of consistency).

Our run game is the only fucking thing that remained consistent throughout the season., because the passing game reverted back to the bed and breakfast version.

Looking at everything in totality, I don't put as much on Crab as I did before, although I DO think he either gets tired, scared of taking more hits, or a bit lazy in the 2nd half.

I blame the vast majority of this shit on motherfucking MUSGRAVE and it was a brilliant move for JD to fire that piece of shit. YOU CANNOT FINISH WEAK IN THE NFL. The fact that we went 12-4 last season wasn't just lucky, it was a God-given miracle. We should have been 9-7. We had no business making the playoffs with this kind of crap going on.
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Re: Fucking Crabtree

Postby FreddieB25 » Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:58 am

Who fuckin cares about your psycho analytics from last season and Crabtree....we don't fuckin care!!!...that season ended 6 months ago! Preseason 2017 starts in 6 weeks asswipe!!
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Re: Fucking Crabtree

Postby FreddieB25 » Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:28 pm

T]he fact that we went 12-4 last season wasn't just lucky, it was a God-given miracle. We should have been 9-7. We had no business making the playoffs with this kind of crap going on.[/quote Deadringer]
SNORE!!!! And your dumb ass picked 7-9 and left the board when were 6-2 you fuckin fake ass Raider fan. Carr pulled out games in the end or maintained leads is why we were 12-4 asshole...we would have been a comfortable 12-4 if we had a defense to hold our margin of victories....it's like your mad we went 12-4 asshole!!! Just shut the fuck up already...you secretly hoping we go 8-8 this year so you can be an asshole every week on here taunting real Raider fans.
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