790thSFS wrote:Where's DR with his negative post about this? I'm sure he's upset about this signing. Probably wanted the white dude from Stanford instead. Oh Well!
silver & black wrote:Quit worrying about DR. Worry about the pick.
DeadRinger wrote:Just got out of a board meeting but I'll weigh in.
Who was it here who wanted to go RB in round 1? Only one person. Me. So how the fuck do you THINK I feel about this pickup?
But then Reggie got to draft. And now, well, we have a pile of shit hitting off-season workouts.
WTF is it a Reggie and DBs with huge ??????s? First it was Hayden with his fucking ripped apart heart. Last year it was the S coming off an ACL, this year it's rapist that nobody was going to take in rd 1. This is bullshit. You have to fucking get at least one badass in Every single draft. I don't see a boba fide badass in any of our rounds.
So fuck Reggie. He's warm and cold. His drafting skills are dog shit. If the obvious prospect isn't sitting on reggie's face with his greasy asshole on Reggie's nose, Reggie is motherfucking clueless. And THAT's why he can hit on top-5 picks but not on damn near anything else. This year's draft is a shit show.
DeadRinger wrote:It was a Board of Forum Judges. We unanimously voted you "Dumbest sack of stinking useless filth found on any Raiders Forum, ever."
You'd think something like this would be easy, since you've provided FAR more proof than we could even get through during our deliberations. But this was actually a little bit tricky because of the wording. At first, we were thinking "Dumbest sack of steaming shit..." was most appropriate, but then I mentioned that even a sack of shit can be useful as fertilizer. EVERYONE immediately agreed we couldn't possibly compare you to ANYTHING that might have some kind of use or value, so we went back to work on it. After a couple minutes (I mean, we had to give a Lifetime Achievement Award like this the amount of attention it's due), we settled on filth. It doesn't have quite the same kick to it, but it's truer to the category that you've dominated ever since you placed finger to keyboard.
Now all that nasty business is taken care of, and we've moved on to tackle FAR more important topics than you. First up was figuring out the color of the lint in our belly buttons. Needless to say, that took a lot longer than it did to categorize your contributions to internet forums.
So when you reply to this, frothing at the mouth, abusing the caps button and freaking out like the little moronic bitch you are, I won't be reading it. Knock yourself out. Please.
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